Any and everything

I can't believe it's been almost a month since my last post.

I've had all these posts in my head, but to actually make time to sit down and type them is the problem.

Let's random today shall we.

You know how people always tell you "It is well", "Have faith" and all those cliche sounding things?

Do you ever want to just scream? I know i do.

I mean i just received my 3rd rejection 5mins ago, i don't know about you but the whole having faith thing is hard when you have 3 rejections and not one interview invite yet but you know interview season has started. *sigh* Ah well.

I sense a conspiracy in the universe. There have been 2 pop-ups in my life in the past week.

For those of you wondering what i mean by "pop-up" that's when somebody from your past (usually an ex-boy/girlfriend) suddenly pops-up out of the blue.

Yea so this past week i received 2 fb messages (of course it had to be fb) from 2 different exes. Both messages were along the lines of "would like to see you again, blah blah, blah" Infact one even included his bb pin and asked me to add him so we can chat. of course he his message shall remain unreplied. This is what happens when you're a nice somebody like me ehn (yes i am nice. shut up in advance) If i had ended these relationships (if they can even be called that) properly i.e with a huge fight and cut off all ties shey they won't have mind to be contacting me?

I'm all about foward movement. I see no reason why history should become current affairs.

The day before my mother left for Nigeria she mentioned that there was something she wanted to discuss with me. This was of course after she'd almost talked my ear off already. So as we were getting ready to head to the airport she sat me down and said "I hear the latest in America is anal sex. Any man that asks you for such just say no and run"

Exact words out of my mother's mouth. No kidding. I was eating at the time and i didn't know whether to laugh or blush because the woman was quite serious. When i tell you my mother is special. Anyway if any man suggests anal sex to me i can look him square in the eye and say "My mummy said anal sex is a no-no"

I read somewhere that a Lagos state commissioner stated that a large number of lagosians have mental health problems. A few days later my sister (who lives and works in Lagos) sent me a message about how she gets angry easily now. See living in Lagos will drive you crazy.

I love the internet. Yes i have an internet addiction. I'm a recovering twitterholic but i don't think i can ever actually just leave twitter. The hilarity on there is endless. I mean so is the stupidity and tomfoolery, but it's all entertainment.

The best times have to be whenever red carpet pictures debut or live tweeting of award shows.

Also can i just say that people who actually pose for those red carpet pictures have plenty mind. If for whatever reason i find myself at any of those events i shall be sprinting away from any and every camera. Some comments i see are enough to make one contemplate suicide.

While on the topic just from these social media networks there are certain Nigerian males that you couldn't convince me that they are straight even if i found them in bed with a woman. A number of them have my gaydar on high alert.

My friends and family double as my fan-club and for this i am grateful.

I am an awesome friend. Ask about meh :)

It's one thing to finish school, it's another thing to find something to do with the degree you slaved to earn. The next year of my life is looking pretty ................ unplanned. God, Jesus, Holy spirit, over to you.

I did say this was going to be random, so yea. I'll stop now.

Here's wishing you a fantastic week ahead.