Okay, i really have no buisness being on the internet at all, but i just had to do this.

So yesterday while i was studying (on facebook) i came across a picture of a girl. Normal abi.

In this picture, said girl was having a drink. Normal okwaya? Ok

Said girl was holding a glass of what looked like wine in her hand and.........there was a straw extending from her mouth to the glass, i.e

she was sipping wine,

from a glass,

with a straw.

Is it just me or is something very not right with that picture, like seriously, who uses a straw and a glass together and then for wine again. Me i don't understand oh. And from the look on her face, you could tell she thought she was the ish mehn. I taya. Again as i was doing more studying, i came across pictures from Face Off Abuja. 

Face Off is a basket ball game, ok a "celebrity" basketball game, but sha sha sha it is basketball played by people whose names might ring a bell if you heard them. 

I was looking at pictures of people in the crowd and i couldn't help but shake my head. Please tell me, when did dinner/prom dresses/club outfits and hooker heels become courtside attire biko?

As in you should see these babes kakked up to the teeth. If you wear a tank and jeans and then heels, it is still pardonable and understandable, but mini dress kwa, to sit down and watch basketball? Me i don't understand oh. But hey, maybe some of them aspire to be Tuface's next baby mama, or maybe become Mrs Capable, or just distract the players on the court sha, because me i can't think of a better explanation.

I also blame those soft sell magazines and THISDAY style to some extent because it has become some peoples lifetime achievement award to appear on those pages, and since they never know where the camera men might be, i guess they just prefer to always be prepared.

In my opinion, there is something like dressing to fit the occassion, but clearly my Nigerian people have choosen to instead wear all their clothing and accessories at the same time, no matter the occassion. 

People need to chill abeg.

P.s please is there anyone particular person that can be held responsible for starting the fad of wearing shades indoors/at night/in the club/ I need to give the person a "konk"